Monday, March 16, 2009

I love the nightlife

Standard Operating Procedure from about 9 or 10 pm until about 11 am (to be done in near darkness so that your spouse can get enough sleep to go to work):

1. When he cries pick up and unswaddle Max

2. Feed him on one side for approx. 30 minutes

3. Burp him
4. Change his diaper




5. Reswaddle him





6. Feed him on other side until he gets very sleepy




7. Lay him down to sleep in his bassinet
Repeat
This procedure is subject to change according to growth spurts, excess diapers, wardrobe malfunctions, and/or general crankiness and, of course, Max's whim.

Regarding the hours between approx. 11am to approx. 9pm- standards have not yet been established.

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